I am really looking forward to re-working my wax molds and making an awesome bronze or whatever metal we're using. I watched this you tube just to re-hash what was discussed in class today. I think I have everything down except the creating of the entrance/exit tubes etc...but we'll learn that later. I really, really love the unique soundtrack to this you tube...reminded me of watching science films in high school...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uPgEIM-NbhQ
I got this message via a banana on top of my fridge which stood up and started talking to me when I was reaching in the fridge for some mayonnaise for my sandwich. Talk about scare the holy (*&% out of me!!! Good thing I recognized the voice of the supreme counselor from Gliese 581c. who had manipulated the atomic structure of the banana into a communication device. He explained that they had done the same thing while observing the early humanoid primates except they made the bananas into video cameras. He answered my question about the first upright standing primate...
Turns out male leopards used to sit in low lying tree branches waiting to stalk ground-dwelling primates. Occasionally, the male leopards fell asleep while waiting for their prey. The supreme counselor said Primate # 19456334566631789-T-T-993746 was apparently showing off to the other primates some new trick he learned which resulted in the uproarious and unending laughter of the other primates. Primate # 194563...blah, blah, blah would sneak up under the low lying tree branch, stand up and punch the Leopard in the testicles, which were hanging over the branch resulting in the leopard falling out of the tree in excruciating pain while the laughing primates went scurrying up to the top, thin branches where the Leopard dared not go. This became such fun that primates would run under male elephants, stand up, and punch their testicles too. The elephants would then madly charge chasing all the big cats out of the grasslands. Hmm...Darwin was wrong...it was not natural selection that put us on top of the food chain...according to the supreme counselor, it was a sense of humor and the delight of clever wit which resulted in our brain expansion. Makes sense...chimpanzees, our genetically, not so distant relatives are natural pranksters. The Gorilla which has no sense of humor is on the endangered list as are the big cats.
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